Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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