I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
return my video game
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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