Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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