I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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