I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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