Nicole vs. Life
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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