Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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