So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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