when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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