i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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