Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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