Will you blow on my dice?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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