my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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