so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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