O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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