Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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