I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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