If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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