Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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