so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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