did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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