Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
is that a dick in a sweater?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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