we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
either way he was missing a nipple.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He has the fingertips of a God
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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