First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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