Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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