So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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