in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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