Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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