is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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