The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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