physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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