Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
