i can't believe i had my finger in that
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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