She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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