Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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