If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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