...so i touched it.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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