Come see our sink grown plant.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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