we made out on top of his cat.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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