I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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