I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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