is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Everclear isn't food dammit
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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