I need help removing her.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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