and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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