I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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