nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize
