i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So much rum. So many feels.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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