I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she smelled like a LAN party
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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