Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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