It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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