Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Randomize
