Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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