it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
accomplished twins. life is a go
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Randomize