I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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