i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
