So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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